Greatest Prank of All Time

Well, last night, when I wasn’t home, my roomates apparently rolled someone’s door. The room rolled us back. I know you are thinking “How is that the greatest prank ever?”.

Well, impatient, I will tell you.

After they got us, we figured that it was time to get them back, but to the point where they could never equal our prank.

So, we started by taking 7 sets of 4 thumb tacks. We taped them to these girls’s door hinge where the pointy end was poking out. We then took balloons and taped them from the door hinges across the door. They were about 1/2 an inch away from the thumb tacks. Did I mention the balloons were filled with shaving cream? When we knock on their door, obviously they wil open it. When they open it, the tape on the balloon pulls the balloons into the door, making them hit the thumb tacks, and thus, exploding shaving cream everywhere.

Now, it was about 2:30 in the morning when we did this. Most people in our dorm are actually awake at that time. Nobody in this room was. So we knocked and knocked for a few minutes. When they finally answered the door, I wasn’t expecting them to come, so I was standing right beside the door. The girl seemed to be pissed, probably because we banged on her door for 5 minutes at 2:30 in the morning. As a result, she yanked the door open. Laughter pursued. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!! The balloons start exploding and shaving cream starts flying into their room and into the hallway. It’s all over everyone’s clothes. It’s everywhere. This girl is freaking out because she woke up from a dead sleep to get the annoying door knocker away from her door.

Next thing you know, people start running out of their rooms to see what’s going on. This girl’s roomates come flying out of their rooms to see what’s going on. People start coming out of the elevator because they heard the explosions and laughter from the other floors. It was awesome.

The credit goes to Zach. Awesome plan man.

There will be a video of it posted soon!!

Ghetto Church

Yesterday, I went to this church service on campus. It’s called “Transformed”. It was kinda cool. Good music. Average speaker. The interesting thing about it was that it was held in this giant open conference room. The conference room was set off by those portable walls. Well, on the other side of our “wall”, apparently an African-American organization was meeting.

Well, maybe they were meeting. It sure sounded like they were partying.

Literally as soon as the message started, someone on the other side yelled “HEEEEEYYYYYYOOOOOOHHHHHHH!” as loud as they could. Next thing you know, you hear “OWWWWWW” and “YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH”.

It was like a Lil’ John concert was going on.

Well, they calmed down for a little bit…….until it got down to the climax of the message. The speaker was like “Satan will come against ya, he will send demonsa, he will send impostersa, they will give you tricksa” and ther next thing you know…..

Rap songs just start bumping…to the point where you can’t hear the speaker anymore. “Beautiful Girl” by Sean Kingston was blaring. The speaker was hollering, and you hear “YOU’RE WAY TOOOO BEEEAAAUUUUTIFUL GIRL” and then they changed it and you hear “HEY SEXY LADY! IT WAS NICE TO KNOW YA”.

The whole time the speaker was trying to continue with his message. When he realized that everyone was dancing and into the music and not him, someone came up and closed it in prayer. During the whole prayer, all we hear is “HEY SEXY LADY! IT WAS NICE TO KNOW YA! BUT I GOTTA MOVE OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!”

Funny stuff

Moving Day

So I switched to wordpress….it’s way cooler David. I was aware of that I am just fat and lazy…

Anyways, I changed rooms today. Housing told me they needed to put a handicapped kid in my room because it’s handicapped accesible, so they moved me into a new bedroom. It’s actually my R.A.’s room, and their room is freaking awesome. I’m in there most of my time anyways. Plus, their living room is awesome. Widescreen T.V., surround sound, and you know they got that Guitar Hero hooked up to the surround sound. So, yeah…life’s good.

U.S.A plays Sweden today. Go U.S.A.!