Fantasy Football Disaster

This is a list of people that have been on my fantasy team this year. Along with their name is a reason why they screwed up my fantasy season.

  •  Marc Bulger-concussion, broken rims, broken thumb. Last year, he set franchise records. This year, he is lucky if he gets through all four quarters.
  • Jake Delhomme-Played awesome the first two weeks; then destroyed his elbow, and has missed the entire season.
  • Stephen Jackson-Promised all fantasy owners 2,500 all purpose yards this year;tore his groin midway through the season, and after 15 of 16 games, he has 1,217 yards. His only two good weeks he has had, I didn’t play him.
  • The Ravens defense-do I really need to explain? They accounted for the Dolphin’s only victory of the year on a 68 yd TD pass.
  • Matt Leinart-Broke his collarbone;out for season. 
  • Kurt Warner-Tore ligaments in throwing elbow, and decided to have season ending surgery. As a result, I dropped him from my team. As a result, he said “Just Kidding” and has been phenomenal ever since.
  • Jason Campbell-picked him up after all my other starting QB injuries. 4 weeks later, when he starts to play decent, he breaks his kneecap, and he is out for the year.
  • Kyle Boller-picked him up after ALL my injuries-didn’t even have a chance to play him, and he received a concussion, and now is out for the year.
  • Kevin Jones-picked him up after Jackson got hurt. Played him one week, and he did alright. Then, he tore his ACL and is out for the year.
  • Laveranues Coles-played great, until he got hurt. Has been, at best, questionable every game since October 14th for calf injuries, ankle injuries, knee injuries, and even a concussion.
  • Adam Vinatieri-notoriously known for making all of his kicks, even when the pressure is on big time. This year, he is the 20th rated kicker and is 22-28 on field goals and has also missed 2 extra points.
  • Priest Holmes-I picked him up, he played one week, and then decided to retire.
  • Todd Heap-hurt the entire year.
  • Wes Welker-picked him up after 2 140+ receiving yard games. Hasn’t gotten close since.

If you are in a league with me, pray that I don’t draft your favorite player, because there is a good chance he will not make it through Thanksgiving. 


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